"nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already."

I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)

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whackfrost:

that one person that everybody likes

but you fucking hate

(via fake-mermaid)

teenscoolest:

sorry but i’m allergic to your bullshit

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tastefullyoffensive:

#raiseawareness #realcatshavecurves [wolfosaurus]

cuddleslittlevixen:

"There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else, there’s MasterCard"

datsrad:

purplenightsky6:

I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.

tru

(Source: purplenightsky69, via fake-mermaid)

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

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lunalovelock:

list of cute things

  • you
  • also you
  • hey look you
  • and you
  • wait wait wait
  • you
  • you’re cute

(via fake-mermaid)

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via fake-mermaid)