arielrebekah:

new years on tumblr is the worst there are like 400 variations of the same damn post and then all the east coast people are screaming about 2014 when i’m on the west coast and it’s still 2013 and then in fuckin australia it’s already like 2017 i’m so stressed

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gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

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tastefullyoffensive:

snail snail snail snail snail [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

snail snail snail snail snail [x]

chodeboy:

christian couples calling eachother fetus instead of baby bc to them it’s the same thing

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thirstiest:

i will always be bewildered by life’s greatest mysteries, like love, clear skin, and whether pink lemonade tastes any different than regular lemonade

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plainwhitesneeze:

balloons are weird like happy birthday here’s a plastic sack of my breath

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1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

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chandigarhia:

please unmute this vine

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crowtrolls:

hetaliangonewild:

wait till the end

#OMF#for people who don#t understand#Today is Thursday and the weather is amazing#But you don’t have a boyfriend#SHUT UP YOU BASTARD#:Y

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toecruise:

arE THESE FUCKING HUMANS OR DOGS IM SO CONFUSED YO

toecruise:

arE THESE FUCKING HUMANS OR DOGS IM SO CONFUSED YO

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dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

image

what the fuck

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