cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

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slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

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tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image

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did-you-kno:

Toronto’s Garrison Bespoke has created a discreet and comfortable bullet-proof suit for clients who work in dangerous environments. The entire custom-made suit uses nanotechnology to act as a shield, and it’s 50% lighter than Kevlar.
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did-you-kno:

Toronto’s Garrison Bespoke has created a discreet and comfortable bullet-proof suit for clients who work in dangerous environments. The entire custom-made suit uses nanotechnology to act as a shield, and it’s 50% lighter than Kevlar.

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bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

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Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
Me: Yes

cakejam:

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"Why are they both white?"
"That’s what my friend Keisha asked about you and Daddy."

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holligay:

*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*

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