hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via fake-mermaid)

vvhaleshark:

if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid

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thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

(Source: chomei, via fake-mermaid)

noobtheloser:

"Day four hundred and sixty three in captivity. I am crestfallen."

(via tastefullyoffensive)

nubbsgalore:

circumhorizontal arcs photographed by (click pic) david england, andy cripe, del zane, todd sackmann and brandon rios. this atmospheric phenomenon, otherwise known as a fire rainbow, is created when light from a sun that is at least 58 degrees above the horizon passes through the hexagonal ice crystals that form cirrus clouds which, because of quick cloud formation, have become horizontally aligned. (see also: previous cloud posts)

(via we-are-star-stuff)

"nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already."

I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)

(Source: cokeinaglassbottle, via majimfarrahcooper)

whackfrost:

that one person that everybody likes

but you fucking hate

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teenscoolest:

sorry but i’m allergic to your bullshit

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